Songs: I Used to Work in Chicago

Refrain

I used to work in Chicago,
In an old department store,
I used to work in Chicago,
I don't work there any more.

Stanza

A woman came in for some meat,
Some meat from the store,
Some meat she wanted,
porked she got
I don't work there any more
  • glazed doughnut she wanted
    • cream filled she got
  • brass taps she wanted
    • golden shower she got
  • Beefeater Gin she wanted
    • eat her I did
  • quick service she wanted
    • quickly serviced she got
  • ground coffee she wanted
    • grind her I did
  • jumper she wanted
    • jump her I did
  • liquor she wanted
    • lick her I did
  • elevator she wanted
    • my shaft she got
  • carpet she wanted
    • deep shag she got
  • hammer she wanted
    • nailed she got
  • gun she wanted
    • banged she got
  • watering can she wanted
    • hosed she got
  • floppy disk she wanted
    • hard drive she got
  • velvet she wanted
    • felt she got
  • liquor she wanted
    • lick her I did
  • bolts she wanted
    • my nuts she got
  • sailors she wanted
    • semen she got
  • ham she wanted
    • porked she got
  • cigarette she wanted
    • my pipe she got
  • pipe she wanted
    • hosed she got
  • Plumber she wanted
    • pipes cleaned she got
  • butter she wante
    • spread she got
  • seafood she wanted
    • crabs she got
  • carpet she wanted
    • shag she got
  • nail she wanted
    • screw she got
  • fishing rod she wanted
    • my pole she got
  • helicopter she wanted
    • my chopper she got
  • translator she wanted
    • cunning linguist she got
  • KitKat she wanted
    • four fingers she got
  • Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted
    • cunnilingus she got
  • a hand she wanted
    • fisted she got
  • diamond choker she wanted
    • pearl necklace she got
  • lobster thermidor she wanted
    • creamed clam she got
  • German method of coal extraction she wanted
    • mine shaft she got
  • duck she wanted
    • I misunderstood
  • Open cast coal mine she wanted
    • deep shaft she got
  • A ruler she wanted
    • 12 inches she got
  • Some lettuce she wanted
    • head she got!
  • An O Henry she wanted
    • Mr. Big she got!
  • A Big Mac she wanted
    • a Whopper she got
  • A screen door she wanted
    • slammed she got!
  • Some fireworks she wanted
    • banged she got!
  • A Big Mac she wanted
    • super-sized she got!
  • Some Pringles she wanted
    • the pop she got!
  • Some tile she wanted
    • laid she got!
  • A vacuum she wanted
    • sucked she got!
  • Some dinner she wanted
    • ate out she got!
  • A lollipop she wanted
    • licked she got!
  • Some Shakespeare she wanted
    • Dickens she got!
  • piano she wanted
    • my organ she got
  • chips she wanted
    • lays she got
  • racoon she wanted
    • my beaver she got
  • carpet she wanted
    • rugburn she got
  • muscle car she wanted
    • my hot rod she got
  • pickle she wanted
    • my cucumber she got
  • a hat she wanted
    • my helmet she got.
  • a damp cat she wanted
    • wet pussy she got.
  • chair leg she wanted
    • table ends she got.
  • turkey she wanted
    • gobbles she got.
  • Barbecue she wanted
    • spit roast she got
  • Fabric she wanted
    • felt she got
  • Cake from the store, layer she wanted
    • lay her I did
  • Truck she wanted
    • Rammed she got
  • tire she wanted
    • rimmed she got
  • basketball she wanted
    • hooped she got
  • Sea Cat she wanted
    • wet pussy she got
  • Sprite she wanted
    • 7-Up she got
  • Flag she wanted
    • jolly roger she got
  • Ford she wanted
    • probe she got